Charlie Sheen buys Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl ring hoping to find secret cocaine compartment
Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl XXV ring sold at auction for over $230,000 this week. Even more amazing than the price was the mystery winner, Charlie Sheen.
Mets force their relievers to shag flies in hopes they injure themselves like Mariano
The Mets never learn. Just a few days after Mariano Rivera tore his ACL roving the outfield in batting practice, the Mets made it mandatory for their relief core to shag flies before every game.
Frustrated by power outage, A-Rod asks Yankees to move fences closer
"I figured I'd ask Hank [Steinbrenner] to move the fences in," said Rodriguez. "He always said his door was open and he seems like a cool guy. Besides, moving the fence like 40 feet wouldn't be that hard. Well, let's say 50 just to be safe."
Knicks players follow Stoudemire’s lead and punch things to avoid finishing Heat series
Knicks’ GM Glen Grunwald forwarded forfeit papers to the NBA league office today after it was discovered that every Knicks player intentionally suffered a season-ending injury on Tuesday. The Miami Heat will advance to the quarter finals after winning only two of seven games.
Mets officially change team name to Same Old Mets
After a recent doubleheader against the Giants in which the Mets were swept, losing both games by a combined 13-3 score, the team has officially changed its 50 year-old moniker to "Same Old Mets" in order to embrace what fans are saying about the team right now.
Fenway centennial celebration marred by impromptu drama of Red Sox Titantic reenactment
As Fenway Park commemorated its 100th anniversary last weekend, Red Sox Nation’s adulation turned to horror on Saturday when their beloved BoSox took the enthusiastic crowd on a metaphorical trip back to 1912 and reenacted what appeared to be their own spontaneous interpretation of the voyage of the ill-fated Titanic.
Gray playoff beard gets Tortorella gig as new ‘Just For Men’ pitchman
His beard is weird, his stash is trash ... but he doesn’t care, because John Tortorella’s graying playoff beard has landed him a lucrative endorsement deal.
