Sunday, November 17, 2024

A-Rod sublets third base to minor leaguers

After striking out in seven consecutive at-bats during the playoffs this year, Alex Rodriguez caused controversy in New York when he decided to sublet his contract with the Yankees to minor leaguers.

Mets to replace 2013 home games with Shake Shack eating contests between teams

"Since Shake Shack is the main reason most fans show up to Mets games in the first place, we figured we might as well embrace it," said Jeff Wilpon, COO of the franchise.

Sanchez asks Tillman, Briggs to play WR for Jets during Bears’ bye week

“The two have more receiving touchdowns than Calvin Johnson for crying out loud,” said an agitated Sanchez. “Surely they can catch better than Chaz Shilens and Jeremy Kerly. Hell, we already have [Antonio] Cromartie playing DB and wide receiver!”

ESPN sues Jets for not playing Tebow enough

The stage was set for another miracle by Timothy "Jesus" Tebow under the bright lights of Monday Night Football. Only, the Jets didn't get the memo. ESPN has filed for a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against the Jets for not playing Tim Tebow enough against the Texans Monday night.

Knicks’ JR Smith out for season after tearing muscle at strip club

An unfortunate situation for the Knicks occurred early Wednesday morning in New York City as the team's talented shooting guard, J.R. Smith, suffered a torn groin muscle and will the entire 2012-13 NBA season.

MLB to black out all 2013 Mets games, even for those at Citi Field

After fielding complaints about Mets games causing severe boredom and migraine headaches, MLB commissioner Bud Selig has decided to permanently black out all of the team's games for the rest of their existence.

Nas buys minority stake in Knicks

Anything you can do we can do ... better? Not to be outdone by their new instate rival, Knicks owner James Dolan has reached an agreement to sell a small portion of the Knicks to recording artist Nas.