Mets-sent ‘Dickey Extension’ email turns out to be erectile dysfunction spam
“We were had,” stated Ted Bender, a higher up in the Mets’ PR department. “I told them not to use this two-bit company, but they insisted. You’d be shocked what the bosses would do to save a few bucks.”
Notre Dame has God’s attention while Tebow is on the bench in New York
This has led to an abrupt change in the NCAA landscape, with Notre Dame going from a complete joke of a program to a team that can actually be competitive with the likes of Navy.
Sandy Alderson earns billion-dollar contract extension after getting rid of Jason Bay
"Today is a great day in New York history," said Fred Wilpon. "Mets fans should be on their knees in worship of Sandy Alderson for his wondrous job in getting rid of Bay. Sandy deserves nothing less than a billion-dollar extension for his work. Bravo Mr. Alderson, bravo."
Mets fans hold parade to celebrate Jason Bay’s departure
Detailed crowd analysis revealed that the parade, called the Bay Day March on Fiscal Freedom, got a better turnout than the San Francisco Giants did for their recent World Series rally.
A-Rod now just skywriting his number to all single women in New York
A-Rod paid an undisclosed sum to "Ralph Salvatore's Skywriters" for them to spell out, through the exhaust of their planes, his phone number along with the message, "A-Rods Digits, 4 Real, Hit Me Up Ladys!"
After another bad Mark Sanchez performance, Rex Ryan annoints him ‘Starter for Life’
"First, let me just say that we expect more out of Mark," he said. "That's why I'm making him our 'Starter for Life.' We believe if we give the kid a few more decades, he could really turn heads in this league."
MLB pushes back Game 1 of World Series because of the potential for rain
The move was made shortly after Major League Baseball moved game 4 of the ALCS to Thursday because of rain without a single drop of rain falling on Comerica Park.
