Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Clemens demands prosecutors replace all the steroids he flushed down toilet

A day after requesting that prosecutors pay his attorney fees associated with his recent mistrial, disgraced former pitcher Roger Clemens is now demanding that authorities also replace the cache of steroids he flushed down his toilet in case there were raids on his home.

Yankees take credit for Khadafy killing

Celebrations rang through Libya Thursday when the evil tyrant Mohammar Qaddafi was finally brought to justice by a man in a Yankee cap, and the Yankees are claiming that it was no coincidence.

Knicks will not retain Spike Lee for 2012 season

The NBA lockout may keep the Knicks from making player moves, but that didn't stop them from cutting a familiar face loose on Thursday when it was announced Spike Lee would not have his season tickets renewed.

Jets sign Nick Mangold’s sister Holley to bolster offensive line

“You can’t teach size,” said GM Mike Tannenbaum of the 323-pound Mangold. “She’s bigger than Nicky, and he’s a Pro Bowler, why not keep it in the family?”

Crayola releases Tom Coughlin-inspired color: ‘Pissed-Off Red’

"We at the Crayola Company are very excited to introduce another color into our crayon family while honoring our close friend Tom Coughlin, the perpetually angry head coach of the New York Giants," said Spencer Helfman, Crayola's CEO.

Jose Reyes credits loss of pride from playing for the Mets as reason for...

“When they ask me to get nude, I had no problem,” said the speedy shortstop. “Five years ago, I'd never do this, but since I've played for the Mets my entire career, I no longer get embarrassed.”

Bills grappling with pros and cons of being only good NFL team in New...

“What have you done for us lately?” asked Bills WR Steve Johnson. “It’s funny. The Giants and Jets embarrass themselves and all of the sudden the Daily News, Post, Times ... all of 'em want a piece of us.”