Knicks owner focuses on team’s TV deal after finalizing sale of soul to Satan...
"Undrafted, twice-cut, Chinese-American, Christian, couch-surfing, Harvard-graduates don't just fall out of the sky," said an indignant Dolan. "Yao Tebow, as I like to call him, came at a price. My eternal soul, to be specific."
Zambian village celebrates Brady getting his 2nd ring, wonders if Eli will ever get...
"I could hardly believe my eyes when I opened that box and saw the Patriots won again," said a youngster named Sonkwe. "I've never seen a football game in my life, but I've been wearing my Patriots '19-0 Perfect Season' T-shirt every Sunday for four years. It reminds me that anything is possible."
Santana pitches in simulated virtual reality game on low-cost Atari system
While today’s simulation software accurately mimics Major League games, the Mets recently declined to extend their contract with a cutting-edge computer graphics company for financial reasons, and instead dusted off their old system built by Atari in 1978.
Heckler Comic: Romo gives Eli some advice
Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo gives New York Giants QB and two-time Super Bowl Champion some advice about star power and success.
Mets buy Jose Reyes’ hair for $10,000 on eBay
The hair will make a perfect addition to our Mets Hall of Fame,” said the Mets owner. “Just because Jose has moved on, doesn’t mean we won’t honor his years in New York.”
Report: Eli refused to leave Disney World until he got to ride the teacups
"All was going well until he was told it was time to leave," said a Disney PR spokesperson. "Eli started freaking out because he hadn't had a chance to ride the teacups yet."
Congrats to this month’s $100 article winner: Jeremy B. and Pat L.
Congrats to Jeremy B. and Pat L. who will share the inaugural prize in our monthly $100 giveaway for The Heckler's most popular post of January. Their "Justin Tuck adds six more bars to his facemask for NFC Championship" article and image was hands-down our most popular piece of the month.
