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New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow spontaneously broke into song on Monday, wooing the media at his introductory press conference by singing an even sultrier version of "Zou Bisou Bisou," the song made famous by Sunday night's episode of Mad Men.

Just one week after the Wilpons settled the Bernie Madoff case, it appears they will be receiving another influx of capital. Comedy Central and Sterling Mets LP have agreed to a two-year, $100 million deal in which all Mets losses will be replayed on the network.

"I've told Joba this countless times since he got me at Dick's Sporting Goods two years ago," said the trampoline outside the courthouse. "I've been telling him that his 300 lb.+ frame is just too big for me to handle comfortably."

Out with the old and in with the new. The Jets acquired Tim Tebow for draft picks Wednesday, but that was not their only big announcement -- Fireman Ed has been relieved of his duties as crowd cheerleader and will be replaced by “Monsignor Joe” next season.

Just one day removed from wiping their hands clean of the Bernie Madoff scandal, Fred and Jeff Wilpon have found themselves in a new mess. In an interview with “Entertainment Weekly,” Hollywood mega-director, Michael Bay revealed that the cash strapped Mets’ owners approached him for advice on potentially injuring their left fielder, Jason Bay.

Congrats to Vin C.. who won top prize in our monthly $100 giveaway for The Heckler's most popular post of February. His "J..R. Smith’s new haircut is a secret jab at LeBron’s hairline" article and image was hands-down our most popular piece of the month.

Reportedly, the murder was arranged by Nets' Russian owner Mikhail Prokhorov who presumably used his contacts in the Russian mafia to have Stern "taken out" for not forcing Otis Smith and the Magic to trade Dwight Howard to New Jersey by the trade deadline last week.