Sabathia lands on DL; DL buckles but doesn’t break under the strain
Good news for Yankees fans depressed about CC Sabathia going on the DL Wednesday with a muscle leg strain is that the DL did not break when the hefty ace landed on it.
RA Dickey to bring knucklepuck to NHL
When RA Dickey wrote his bestselling autobiography "Wherever I Wind Up," not even he imagined that place would be the NHL. Starting this offseason, Dickey will work part time for the New York Islanders as the new “knucklepuck coach.”
Dickey’s one-hitters attributed to conspiracy among umpires, says Buck Showalter
R.A. Dickey's recent one-hitter against the Baltimore Orioles was his second consecutive one-hit performance and Baltimore's manager is crediting the knuckleballer's success to a massive conspiracy implicating every single umpire in baseball.
CC Sabathia misunderstands ‘Subway Series’ term, thinks it’s an eating competition for Subway sandwiches
CC Sabathia participated in a Subway sandwich eating competition this evening, misunderstanding the "Subway Series" term that is always applied to the Yankees' and Mets' bi-annual interleague series. Sabathia, who wasn't scheduled to pitch this weekend, went to Harlem on Friday afternoon to take part in the annual New York Competitive Eating Subway Series, a competition that faces off top sub sandwich eaters from around the New York area with each other.
Internet braces for slew of bad puns from hack writers in light of R.A....
"Just like Linsanity, it's only a matter of time before we get sick and tired of hearing about this feel-good story of an overachieving knuckleballer," said one blogger. "Seriously folks, it's going to get RA-Dickey-lous!"
Eli Manning dons Mets gear at Citi Field, promptly tears ACL, MCL
Eli Manning was honored over the weekend as "Most Valuable Dad" at Citi Field in a Father's Day tribute. The Mets brought in the two-time champion in the hopes he would help generate some...
MLB gives Mets Dickey’s no-hitter, 2000 World Series title
MLB changed that to an error on Wright this afternoon, and then gave the Mets the 2000 “Subway” World Series title while riding its momentum. The latter move was made primarily to stick it to the Yankees, whom Manhattanites can’t stand.
