Sunday, November 17, 2024

Eli admits he isn’t in Brady’s class, since he’s probably in a class above...

“I was misquoted,” claimed the normally shy Manning. “I’m actually a class above Tom Brady.”

Bravo debuts ‘The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin’

“'The Real Housewives of Tom Coughlin' follows the affluent, bourgeois lives of his past, present, and future wives in the suburbs of New York City,” Bravo executive Andy Cohen said. “This series will explore the side of Tom Coughlin that you don’t see on the sidelines.”

NYPD raises threat alert to red after Plaxico signs with Jets

Earlier this week, the NYPD officially raised their threat alert to the heightened red level when they learned that Plaxico Burress signed with the Jets and will remain in the New York area.

Eli Manning reports to camp after unfortunately returning from African charity trip unscathed

“Don’t me wrong, he’s still a top 25 quarterback,” said one fan who called into Mike Francesa's radio show on the Fan. “But, would I have been upset if he missed the rest of his career due to a tragic mauling while doing good works in Africa? Ehhh. Probably not.”

Exotic dance industry breathes sigh of relief as NFL lockout comes to an end

“We were all hurting,” said a dancer named Sapphire as she shimmied down a pole. “Not only were we not getting guys in the champagne room, we couldn’t even get tips on the floor. Girls were going hungry. We thought we were going to have to go back to playing in the Lingerie Football League.”

Terrelle Pryor seeking free cars, other benefits from NJ businesses to join Jets or...

“I’ve narrowed my choice to a few teams in the AFC East and NFC East. I consider the San Francisco Metro area a dark-horse. Of course, Dallas came in with a strong push,” said Pryor, who is now sporting a new, complimentary “Tressel Can Lick My Balls”-tattoo from Fort Worth Ink and Piercing.

Archie Manning admits he only really loves the son that wins the Super Bowl...

During a recent interview with Barbara Walters, Archie Manning revealed that despite having fathered two of the best quarterbacks in recent history, he only really loves the son that wins the Super Bowl that year.