Kevin Durant demands trade to 1997-’98 Bulls
Kevin Durant hasn’t played a single minute for the Brooklyn Nets, but he already has his sights set on bigger and better things.
Humphries celebrates divorce from Kardashian with career highs versus Bulls
More than a year-and-a-half since him and Kim Kardashian separated, and just days after their divorce was finalized, the Brooklyn Nets’ Kris Humphries torched the Chicago Bulls for career highs of 56 points and 22 rebounds along with 12 blocked shots in a first-round playoff game.
Being a fan of Mets, Jets or Nets causes erectile dysfunction, study reveals
"This study comes as a surprise to no one," claimed Regina Benjamin, U.S. Surgeon General. "Mets fans have mostly been unable to achieve an erection since 1986, while many living Jets fans cannot become aroused even mentally."
Nas buys minority stake in Knicks
Anything you can do we can do ... better? Not to be outdone by their new instate rival, Knicks owner James Dolan has reached an agreement to sell a small portion of the Knicks to recording artist Nas.
Mikhail Prokhorov has David Stern assassinated for not making Magic trade Dwight Howard to...
Reportedly, the murder was arranged by Nets' Russian owner Mikhail Prokhorov who presumably used his contacts in the Russian mafia to have Stern "taken out" for not forcing Otis Smith and the Magic to trade Dwight Howard to New Jersey by the trade deadline last week.
Nets ask Gerald Wallace to change name to Christopher to promote first season in...
Why would the Nets trade a first-round pick to the Blazers for Gerald Wallace? The answer boils down to a risky marketing campaign. That is because the deal is contingent on Gerald changing his first name to “Christopher” in memory of the late Notorious B.I.G.
Kardashian’s eyes turn to Cutler and his tight end
Jay Cutler has a new admirer, with whom he now shares the unique quality of what the youth nowadays refer to as “that ass.” What started with an innocent tweet from Cutler’s on-again-off-again girlfriend and reality starlet Kristin Cavallari, has turned everyone’s eyes towards the QB’s ba-donk-a-donk.
