Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Every active player named to MLB All-Star team

Not only will the stands at Arizona’s Chase Field be filled to capacity this Tuesday, but so will the dugouts. Bud Selig announced today that every active player in baseball is on call for the Midsummer Classic.

Shocking news about Mets medical staff revealed after another terrible misdiagnosis

Speculation of wrongdoing began when an unnamed source leaked information that the cash-strapped Wilpons secretly cut the medical budget by 75 percent after the disastrous 2009 season, which saw almost every player on the Mets roster land on the disabled list.

Mo Vaughn storms out of Citi Field after learning shrine to No. 42 isn’t...

Mo Vaughn thought he was being honored by the Mets when he walked in the Rotunda entrance of Citi Field for Sunday's game against the Yankees and was greeted by a giant No. 42 statue, little did he know it had nothing to do with him.

ESPN creates new stat that counts number of Met-like, agonizing losses a team has...

The new stat, called Total Mets Loss Factor (TMLF), will be determined by counting the number of agonizing, excruciating, heart and gut wrenching losses a team has per season, then rating them based on pain delivered to a fan of that team.

New study: Mets fanbase populated by red-headed stepchildren

A recent study has found the New York Mets' fanbase is in fact populated by a majority of red-headed stepchildren, which accounts for the way they're treated by the rest of the baseball world.

Heckler Comic: Rangers welcome Mets with Weiner Night

To celebrate the Mets' rare visit to Texas, the Rangers unveiled Weiner Night.

R.A. Dickey’s cell phone confiscated in wake of Anthony Weiner scandal

“They told me there was a correlation between hilarious last names and inappropriate behavior involving cell phone cameras,” said the stunned knuckler, who has not yet been charged with any wrongdoing. “I didn't even know my phone had a camera.”