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While this year's Super Bowl Media Day passed with relatively few surprises, there were a few uncomfortable moments when New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski donned a fake mustache and proceeded to ask numerous news sources and members of the team if they "remembered that time" that Rob Gronkowski caused a stir by posing, shirtless, in a picture with porn star Bibi Jones.

Following the lead of marketers like Honda and Toyota, the NFL has decided to build buzz for the Super Bowl by releasing the entire game on YouTube five days before the actual event.

The Cubs and Red Sox today agreed on compensation for Theo Epstein, sending hapless former Chicago GM Jim Hendry to the Yankees where he'll wreak havoc in the Boston rival's front office for the next five to 10 years.

“Forget Whitney Houston. Forget 1991. Hell, forget Christina Aguilera. I’m going to be remembered for being the worst,” said Clarkson. "Forgotten words, horrible sound, and a god-awful appearance. I'm going for the trifecta!

The entire Baltimore roster rejoiced Sunday afternoon following kicker Billy Cundiff’s missed field goal with seconds remaining in the AFC Championship Game, saving the Ravens from a mandatory mid-winter trip to cold and desolate Indianapolis.

"I am so excited," said head groundskeeper Keith Graham. "To get that kind of knowledge about the ivy is priceless. Every time I watched a Cubs game, I would see Soriano digging in and sprucing up the foliage."

Apparently, playoff football in the NFL is serious business. So serious, in fact, that a woman will do whatever she can to help her man “survive and advance.”