Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline—Uninvited and Unannounced” ballpark tour set
Fresh from an emotional appearance at Boston’s Fenway Park to perform his signature song, “Sweet Caroline,” legendary singer Neil Diamond announced he is taking his show to major and minor league ballparks throughout North America.
Canucks to give away bobbleheads of Luongo sitting on the bench
"Even if Luongo starts a game, he usually gives up a flurry of goals and gets pulled anyway so we felt the fans deserved an accurate portrayal of our inconsistent goalie," said Trent Carroll, EVP of Sales & Marketing for the Canucks.
Big East to add Hamburger University, Clown College, and the School of Rock
The question remains whether the Big East realizes that these are not actual institutions of higher learning with athletic programs, but their interest in them should be of no surprise – it’s money.
Jets lineman to IR with butt injury after boneheaded Mark Sanchez play
"Whether or not he needs a colostomy remains to be seen," Whitman said. "We are also running tests to see if Mark is suffering from concussion problems after the play."
“How Gronk broke?” a bewildered Rob Gronkowski asks team doctors
"How Gronk broke? What this Gronk feel?" a clearly agitated Gronkowski was seen asking team physicians while in the Patriots locker room. "Gronk no like. Gronk want porn girl! Picture time! Picture time!"
Red Sox GM to be tested for ‘reality-altering narcotics’ after Ortiz signing
Ortiz was being discussed as a trade option earlier this year when he went down with an Achilles strain, but this abrupt change of thinking has led to many to demand Red Sox GM Ben Cherington be tested for drugs.
Embarrassed Valentine now wearing fake mustache disguise with Red Sox
In an effort to conceal his identity, disgraced Boston Red Sox skipper Bobby Valentine has pulled out an old trick, wearing his fake mustache disguise while in the dugout and conducting postgame press conferences.
