After tough loss, Gronkowski retires to focus on first love of nailing porn stars
Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski announced Monday he will be retiring from football immediately to focus on his first love of having sex with porn stars, which is how he reportedly spent his bye week after photos of him with 20-year-old porn star BiBi Jones were posted to Twitter last week.
The Heckler’s Fall ’11 issue is out
The Heckler's Fall 2011 issue is out. If you're a paid subscriber, check your email for download information. Also, non-subscribers can download the PDF for just 99 cents.
Red Sox blame collapse on Tom Brady’s haircut
Moments after being eliminated from the playoffs, Red Sox players blamed their epic collapse on Patriots quarterback Tom Brady’s recent haircut, which drew headlines around the country Wednesday.
Ochocinco changes last name to Wickedpissah in honor of New England fans
Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco announced this week that he has officially changed his name to Chad Wickedpissah in honor of his newfound New England fans.
Tedy Bruschi freaks out over your Tweet mentioning how much you like pizza
“Don’t you get it? You’re a human being. You appreciate pizza by processing it in your intestines,” he said. “The fact that you’re so in awe of it … makes me think you don’t understand food at all.”
Tom Brady lauded as ‘strong’ for maintaining his handsomeness during lockout
Tom Brady felt he had little to worry about after the NFL Network forecasted his 2011 outlook as “strong” simply for nurturing his punishing good looks during the offseason.
Belichick introduces new NFL Sherpa Wear line of clothing
Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has become well-known for insisting on dressing like a Sherpa mountain guide on the sidelines. This has inspired the coach to introduce his own line of “NFL Sherpa Wear” for those who also wish to resemble unbathed, mud-covered mountain folk.
