Killer Klowns from Outer Space win World Series
The Killer Klowns are strangely bearded space aliens who look like circus clowns. However, they take the form of professional baseball players and are known for terrorizing Major League Baseball.
Conflicted nation can’t decide if they’d rather root against Red Sox or Cardinals
After a Shane Victorino grand slam sent the Boston Red Sox to face the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series, the nation collectively breathed a frustrated sigh as they tried to determine which of the two teams they disliked the least.
Gronkowski to media: ‘Gronk make footballs when white coat men say Gronk play strong...
"Gronk want strong! Gronk no want new ouch. Ouch make Gronk cry sad, no football play."
Missing child found unharmed in Mike Napoli’s beard
Two weeks after Billy Frisk, an eight-year-old Massachusetts second grader, was reported missing by his family, police report that he has been found, unharmed, having gotten lost in the massive forest of facial hair hanging from the chin of Boston Red Sox first baseman, Mike Napoli.
MLB suspends Dempster five games for hitting A-Rod just once
Highly criticized by fans and local media, at least one teammate said Dempster “didn’t have the guts to plunk the S.O.B. the second time he came to the plate. “
Aaron Hernandez to turn state’s evidence against alleged mobster Tim Tebow
Hernandez’ lawyer announced that his client will cooperate fully with Federal Prosecutors and testify for the state as they build a case against alleged Mafia Kingpin Timothy Richard Tebow.
Lakers fans offered chance to exchange Dwight Howard jerseys for Aaron Hernandez ones
Lakers fans feel Hernandez disgraced the Patriots by murdering someone less than Howard did by leaving their team via free agency.
