Tedy Bruschi freaks out over your Tweet mentioning how much you like pizza
“Don’t you get it? You’re a human being. You appreciate pizza by processing it in your intestines,” he said. “The fact that you’re so in awe of it … makes me think you don’t understand food at all.”
Red Sox recruit Mothra to attack Yankees pitcher Phil Hughes
Controversy is swirling over Terry Francona’s decision to unleash Mothra against Yankees pitcher Phil Hughes in the sixth inning of Wednesday’s game at Fenway Park. While the Red Sox maintain the move was perfectly legal, Yankees officials are in an uproar.
Tom Brady lauded as ‘strong’ for maintaining his handsomeness during lockout
Tom Brady felt he had little to worry about after the NFL Network forecasted his 2011 outlook as “strong” simply for nurturing his punishing good looks during the offseason.
ESPN broadcasts of Yankees-Red Sox games cancelled due to national indifference
“It’s about time. The games have gotten so stale that it feels like nothing ever happens,” said a high ranking employee at ESPN. “It’s like watching four and a half hours of 'Entourage' reruns every time they play.”
New Yorkers question ‘alternative marriage’ when Yankees fan marries Red Sox fan
A Yankees fan club known as “The Swanky Yankees” is protesting the legalization of gay marriage, after it was revealed that a Yankees fan had married a Red Sox fan on the day of the law’s enactment.
Mets to retire Bill Buckner’s number in August celebration
The Mets won Game Six 25 years ago this October when Buckner--playing first for the Red Sox--failed to corral a ground ball that trickled through his legs in the bottom of the 10th inning at Shea Stadium.
Rangers players try to stoke Bruins rivalry, realize no one in New York cares...
Watching the Boston Bruins' Stanley Cup victory parade from the Times Square ESPN Zone, Rangers’ star Wojtek Wolski and several of his teammates tried to stoke anti-Bruin fervor in the hopes of raising the Rangers’ profile in New York.
