Sunday, November 17, 2024

Yanks get Hendry as Theo compensation for Red Sox

The Cubs and Red Sox today agreed on compensation for Theo Epstein, sending hapless former Chicago GM Jim Hendry to the Yankees where he'll wreak havoc in the Boston rival's front office for the next five to 10 years.

Kelly Clarkson promises ‘suckiest National Anthem performance ever’ at Super Bowl

“Forget Whitney Houston. Forget 1991. Hell, forget Christina Aguilera. I’m going to be remembered for being the worst,” said Clarkson. "Forgotten words, horrible sound, and a god-awful appearance. I'm going for the trifecta!

Cundiff saves Ravens from mid-winter trip to Indianapolis

The entire Baltimore roster rejoiced Sunday afternoon following kicker Billy Cundiff’s missed field goal with seconds remaining in the AFC Championship Game, saving the Ravens from a mandatory mid-winter trip to cold and desolate Indianapolis.

Epstein compensaton settled as Soriano to become Red Sox groundskeeper

"I am so excited," said head groundskeeper Keith Graham. "To get that kind of knowledge about the ivy is priceless. Every time I watched a Cubs game, I would see Soriano digging in and sprucing up the foliage."

Gisele vows to ‘de-flower’ Tebow for a Patriots victory

Apparently, playoff football in the NFL is serious business. So serious, in fact, that a woman will do whatever she can to help her man “survive and advance.”

After arrest, Milbury says he was temporarily transported back to infamous 1979 MSG fight

With the 32nd anniversary of the big fight between Bruins players and Rangers fans at Madison Square Garden just a few days away Milbury admitted to getting caught up in the moment.

Haters can’t decide whether to root against Tebow or Belichick

Sunday's matchup between the Patriots and Broncos has created a dilemma for haters, as many of them struggle to decide whether they'd rather see Tim Tebow or Bill Belichick fail miserably.