Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline—Uninvited and Unannounced” ballpark tour set
Fresh from an emotional appearance at Boston’s Fenway Park to perform his signature song, “Sweet Caroline,” legendary singer Neil Diamond announced he is taking his show to major and minor league ballparks throughout North America.
Jets lineman to IR with butt injury after boneheaded Mark Sanchez play
"Whether or not he needs a colostomy remains to be seen," Whitman said. "We are also running tests to see if Mark is suffering from concussion problems after the play."
“How Gronk broke?” a bewildered Rob Gronkowski asks team doctors
"How Gronk broke? What this Gronk feel?" a clearly agitated Gronkowski was seen asking team physicians while in the Patriots locker room. "Gronk no like. Gronk want porn girl! Picture time! Picture time!"
Red Sox GM to be tested for ‘reality-altering narcotics’ after Ortiz signing
Ortiz was being discussed as a trade option earlier this year when he went down with an Achilles strain, but this abrupt change of thinking has led to many to demand Red Sox GM Ben Cherington be tested for drugs.
Embarrassed Valentine now wearing fake mustache disguise with Red Sox
In an effort to conceal his identity, disgraced Boston Red Sox skipper Bobby Valentine has pulled out an old trick, wearing his fake mustache disguise while in the dugout and conducting postgame press conferences.
Albert Haynesworth to compete for Team USA in Olympic couch-sitting
"I'm really good at eating pork rinds," Haynesworth noted. "I'm glad somebody finally can put my skills to use. I'd like to show the world how good Americans are at watching TV and eating snacks."
Paternity test shows Yankees are former Red Sox Pedro Martinez’s actual biological daddy
Despite Dominican papers saying otherwise, a paternity test taken in April by Pedro Martinez revealed that the New York Yankees are indeed his daddy.
