Stern tells Celtics to make it more believable next time he orders them to...
"I said extend the series, not draw more attention to the league's corruption," said Stern. "Rigging the lottery was tough enough, now I have to deal with the Celtics letting LeBron [James] pour in 45? Let's make it a little believable guys."
‘Good effort, good job’ kid already most hated child in America
As the few diehards left the American Airlines Arena after their team’s game 5 loss to the Celtics, one encouraging young fan shouted the words that may forever go down in infamy: “Good effort. Good job.”
Rajon Rondo vows to play more physical by ‘setting fire to the Miami locker...
"We just can't give up easy lay-ups," Rondo added. "We also need to remember that dropping a few chlorine tabs in a bucket of ammonia by the ventilation system is key. You know, it's all about playing quality basketball."
Witless NBA fans vote Bird to his 34th consecutive All-Star game
Former Celtics star Larry Bird was voted onto his 34th consecutive Eastern Conference All-Star team earlier this week, barely edging out LeBron James as the starting forward for the team—showing that the legend’s stranglehold on the position may be compromised sometime within the next half century.
Rondo signs contract with Packers
After Thursday night's triple overtime loss to the Bulls, reviled Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo announced he had signed a contract with the Green Bay Packers.
The Heckler Pledge: No more Joakim Noah jokes for at least a month
Editors at The Heckler late Thursday night made a pledge: No more Joakim Noah jokes for at least a month following his career game in a stirring three-overtime playoff win against Boston.
Bulls fan leaves game after Celtics take late 8-point lead
Downers Grove resident Keith Oglewicz was pumped to get a ticket to Thursday's Game 6 of the Bulls' playoff series against Boston. But the disgruntled Bulls fan left in disgust after the Bulls blew a 12-point lead in the fourth quarter and trailed the Celtics, 99-91.
