Wrigley bleachers officially recognized as a fraternity
Filled with snapback-wearing Chads and Brads who unironically say “dilly dilly” before each Old Style, the Wrigley Field bleachers have been officially recognized as a fraternity.
Going by the Greek letters of Kappa Upsilon Beta,...
Blackhawks to start local plumber in goal Friday night
After Scott Foster, the 36-year-old Oak Park accountant who had never played in the NHL, came into last Thursday's game as an emergency goalie for a rare Blackhawks win, Joel Quenneville has announced the team's decision to make some drastic changes at goal.
Joel Quenneville announces his retirement, accepts new position as eSports coach
With his future as Blackhawks head coach up in the air, Joel Quenneville today shocked the sports world when he announced Thursday that he was retiring from the team to become an eSports coach.
eSports,...
Willson Contreras breaks the 6 mound-visit limit in the first inning of season opener
"We had a nice lead early and Jonny [Lester] needed to calm down a bit," said Contreras, "so I did what good catchers do and visited my pitcher as often as possible in the first inning."
Sister Jean breaks up with Drake, now dating DiCaprio
Sister Jean decided she had had enough of Drake and and she was onto bigger and better things.
Sister Jean declared academically ineligible for Final Four
The Loyola Ramblers, a true Cinderella story and the most relevant Chicago-based basketball team since Dennis Rodman became the voice of reason for North Korea, will be without their star player, Sister Jean, for the Final Four after being declared academically ineligible.
Cusack, Belushi celebrate lifelong, die-hard Loyola fan status
“Whoo-hoo! Did you SEE that win? The Ramblers are my team!” exclaimed Belushi by Skype, sporting his new, fresh-from-the-bookstore-via-FedEx Loyola t-shirt and brightly colored scarf. “And they always have been, in my sweet home Chicago.”