Exasperated waiter just wants Manny Machado to pick what he wants to eat already
Not known for his hastiness when it comes to making decisions, superstar and future White Sox (or Yankee, or Phillie, or who the hell knows at this point) Manny Machado has left his waiter working overtime for hours, after still not deciding what he wants to eat for dinner.
NFL decides blatant pass interference isn’t a thing anymore
"In the interest of being as inconsistent as possible on everything we do, we informed the officials prior to today's game to not call the most blatant pass interference penalties," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "That's just the way we do things around here."
Alshon Jeffery ‘totally pissed’ the TODAY show hasn’t called him yet
"They had Cody Parkey on to tell him how honorable he was after he missed that kick," said Jeffery. "I dropped a routine pass into the hands of a defender that sealed a playoff loss for us. Can't I be honorable too?"
Join The Heckler at Spring Training 2019: Feb. 28 to March 3
Space is running out for The Heckler's 14th Annual Spring Training trip to Mesa Feb. 28 to March 3. This trip has everything: Beer, food trucks, a DJ, beer, sunshine, beer, ThunderDrunk and ... Cubs baseball! And beer.
Cody Parkey quits football to join the TODAY show full time
"I've found my true calling," said Parkey just minutes after wrapping his appearance on the TODAY show Friday. "This is where I'm meant to be."
Bears ask Fangio to map out defensive schemes for their next 16 games
"Vic, congrats on the new job, but we need your help with one last thing," said Bears coach Matt Nagy. "Would you mind please putting together a defensive game plan for all 16 of our games next season?"
Bears fan who named dog ‘Cody Barkey’ really regretting his decision now
"We adopted him on the same day the Bears signed Parkey, so we figured why not name our pooch 'Cody Barkey'?" said Ortiz, of Hoffman Estates. "Well, now I know why not."
