White Sox offer Bryce Harper 10 years/$400 million with opt-out every game
After devastatingly losing out on a bidding war for Machado to the bleeping’ San Diego Padres, the White Sox front office is looking to salvage the offseason by offering Bryce Harper a 10 year/$400 million offer with an opt out after every game.
Clark the Cub files police report after senseless attack by rogue mascots seen wearing...
It’s a somber day in Chicago. Clark the Cub, the beloved mascot of the Cubs, hailed by many as the main reason the curse was broken, was apparently attacked by a thug paw patrol...
Reinsdorf sells Bulls so White Sox can sign Manny Machado for 10 years/$2.9 billion
Reinsdorf, who sold the Bulls to Elon Musk, says that he is looking forward to putting all of his money into one new player on the White Sox, and hopes that Musk can shoot the Bulls into space to keep us safe from ever having to watch them again.
Sobbing Cubs fan asks when he can start writing checks to Sinclair
The Cubs made the 2020 launch of their new Marquee Sports Network official today and many fans are outraged about the partnership with Sinclair Broadcasting, which is infamous for -- among other things -- forcing...
Cubs already regretting 2019 marketing slogan
"We should have given this more thought," said a representative from the team's now-fired marketing agency.
Bears sign new kicker ‘Not Cody Parkey’
"Seriously, we could have signed just about anyone," said GM Ryan Pace. "As long as it's anyone but Parkey, I'm happy."
Blackhawks to use All-Kane line to turn around season
Heading into the 2019 NHL All-Star break the Chicago Blackhawks post a dispirited 18-24-9 record. The team's 45 points through 51 games is a franchise low since the 2006-2007 season (19-25-7) when Denis Savard...
