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The Heckler's going to Minneapolis for Bears-Vikings Monday Night Football in December and you're invited. Book by Tuesday and save a whopping $121 per person.

Former USC star Reggie Bush has been forced to return a free Chipotle burrito he received Oct. 15, 2004, when an employee of the fast food chain refused Bush's offer to pay, allegedly stating "No way, Reggie Bush! This is on the house, man!"

It's been a rough summer in Wrigleyville. The Cubs have played awful baseball and residents are ticked off, but things are about to get worse this weekend when the Dave Matthews Band plays two shows at Wrigley. The band's fans are known as some of the more annoying stereotypes around: stoners and fratboys.

The Bears’ offensive line has done a lousy job the last two seasons when it comes to protecting its QB during games, but when at the clubs, they haven’t left Jay Cutler scrambling once this year.

Three days after a Latina reporter claimed she was sexually harassed by members of the New York Jets, head coach Rex Ryan tried to put the issue to rest by claiming he’s been referring to his penis as “Sabado Gigante” for years.

Join The Heckler Wednesday at the Inaugural Old Style North Side Neighborhood Cup at The Green at Grant Park (352 E. Monroe) tomorrow starting from 4 until 10. In addition to great Old Style deals, you have a chance to win your own foursome.

Prior to Friday's game in Milwaukee, an anonymous culprit planted a phony news release in the Miller Park press room that claimed Cubs GM Jim Hendry was writing an autobiography titled "How to Finish Near Last Place with the Highest Payroll in the League." After hearing of the stunt, Hendry was inspired to actually write the book.