Roethlisberger has seen better, but still hoping to score at Texas Land & Cattle...
Under strict orders to avoid the Dallas nightclub scene, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been forced to scope the ladies at less-than-ideal venues, such as local steak house chain Texas Land & Cattle.
Sharp wins All-Star MVP with record 15 goals in loss
Blackhawks forward Patrick Sharp took home the NHL All-Star Game's MVP award after scoring a record 15 goals in losing effort after his Team Staal lost to Team Lidstrom 32-29 in Raleigh, N.C. Sunday afternoon.
Every former NFL player now an ESPN correspondent
With the hiring of Ryan Leaf as a special Super Bowl correspondent from Vancouver, ESPN now employs every living former NFL player, including those currently serving prison sentences around the world.
Chug-Chug Comic: Football has too many rules for the Heckler mascot
Chug-Chug loves baseball, and he might love football more if there weren't so many damn rules.
Get on the bus: Hawks-Wild 2/16 at the United Center
Join The Heckler and a big group of your closest Hawks fan friends for a can't-miss in-town trip Wednesday, Feb. 16 as the age-old rival Minnesota Wild come to town. Click here to sign up. Early bird price ends Feb. 2!
Heckler Comic: Cowboys fans, guess who’s coming to Super Bowl XVL
A few familiar folks are heading to Dallas for Super Bowl XVL and Cowboys fans might not like it. Cartoon by Rick Atkinson
An Open Letter to Lingerie Football League Commissioner Mitch Mortaza
Tuesday afternoon The Heckler published a story about the Lingerie Football League. About two minutes later, their lawyers sent us a cease and desist. Here's what we think of that.
