Monday, November 25, 2024

Morbidly obese Carlos Silva forced to ride in bus cargo compartment on Spring Training...

“We were hoping Carlos would spend the off-season getting himself into better shape,” said Hendry. “But he obviously thought otherwise, spending his off-season traveling the country, visiting every restaurant featured on his favorite TV show, 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.'”

Dempster busted for streaking outside Hohokam

Setting a new standard for prankster failures, starting pitcher Ryan Dempster decided to strip down stark naked and run around Hohokam Stadium like a coked-up perp on "Cops."

Manny Ramirez hopes to make stop with Cubs as he continues down ladder of...

“I have accomplished all I want to in this game, from winning World Series to hair growth to getting suspended for steroids,” said the slugger as he climbed on the actual Devil Ray in the Tropicana Field tank for a quick ride. “Weeeeee, riding this fish is fun!"

After curing self, Zambrano miraculously heals other ballplayers

Word of Zambrano’s healing powers got around the Cactus League quickly, and he is now deluged by troubled ballplayers seeking his help. To meet the high demand, Zambrano has started holding daily visitation hours for his fellow players, or “pilgrims,” as he calls them.

Sports radio host totally cheated on wife while at Spring Training

Shortly into Tuesday afternoon’s “Unsuccessful Drive” show on Chicago’s WBLZ The Ballz, it was apparent that co-host Steve Golden was having a bit too much fun on his annual trip to Arizona to broadcast live from Spring Training games.

Jermaine Dye spotted wandering Phoenix carrying ‘Will Crush Towering Homeruns for Food’-sign

In the hazy desert fog on Indian School Road in Phoenix former White Sox outfielder Jermaine Dye could be spotted at a sparsely populated bus station holding a sign proposing to "Crush Towering Homeruns for Food.”

Showing early signs of dementia, Wood seeks out Riggleman to ask why he’s not...

Once the baby face of the organization, veteran Kerry Wood now returns to the Cubs in the golden years of his career. While he still may possess the goods to be successful, signs point to age finally catching up with the seasoned hurler – and his memory.