Inflated Wrigley Field attendance figures include seagulls, vendors
“If you think about it, seagulls are pretty self-aware,” said Wrigley staffer Lester Fitz. “I mean, they could leave if they wanted to. We count them because they chose to be here.”
Tivo’d Cubs game spoiled after Southwest pilot announces final score without warning
Cubs fan Bob Benson was livid Tuesday evening when Southwest Airlines pilot Ralph Kearney welcomed the plane’s passengers to the Chicago area ... then inexplicably announced the Cubs had just defeated the Diamondbacks in a 6-5 nail biter.
Heckler Comic: Dez Bryant picks up where Irvin left off
Thanks to a recent spate of off-field trouble, Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant appears ready to step into Michael Irvin's shoes.
Heckler Stats: Top Sports Twins
Every single Luvabull makes an appearance on April's list of the Top Twins in sports.
Heckler Stats: Professional Crying Leaders
The Miami Heat and Danica Patrick currently register the most tears/second among sports personalities.
Kane found passed out in McDonald’s ball pit
In an apparent effort to erase the memory of his recent abysmal play and to reconnect with his childhood, Kane was found passed out in a McDonald’s Children PlayZone ball pit.
Jalen Rose finally learns what an ‘Uncle Tom’ actually is
Jalen Rose created a stir last month when he referred to black Duke players as "Uncle Toms" during a documentary about his Michigan "Fab Five" team from the early 1990s. Today he's issuing an apology for his comment after finally being told what an Uncle Tom actually is.
