Idiot says NFL lockout won’t be that bad
Sundays without football will provide more time for other things, NFL fan and general idiot Mark Williams recently claimed.
Cubs fan chooses to watch beige paint dry instead of last five innings
“About halfway through the game, my mind sort of drifted back to the paint in the garage,” said Cubs fan Hank Patterson. “Was it drying evenly? Did the color look different on the wall than it did on the swatch?"
Celebrate the end of the Cubs season with The Heckler at Wrigley next Wednesday
It's no secret the Cubs are absolutely tanking it, but that doesn't mean you can't still have a blast next Wednesday night June 15 at Wrigley with The Heckler and Old Style for Cubs-Brewers. Get in on our great free pre-party buffet and $2 Old Style drink special and lower level ticket deal today. Discounted spots are running out so sign up now!
Hendry opens drawer to find Carlos Pena contract has grown tentacles, no-trade clause
“When I crafted [the contract], it was a harmless one-year deal,” said the Cubs GM. “But it has grown into something grotesque. Now the thing is just sitting on my desk, smiling. Nobody wants to touch it!”
Heckler Game Thread: Cubs take on Phils for fate of Middle Earth and/or the...
Chat about tonight's Cubs-Phillies game.
Cubs announce huge party to honor winning percentage breaking .400
When the Cubs beat the Reds Wednesday, it got them back over .400, causing the team to scramble to honor the occasion. As a result, this weekend fans are invited to attend the "BP .400 Fest, Sponsored by Citibank" at Wrigley Field.
