Cubs bring back Kraft Noodle to play left field
“I talked to Quade and he agreed," said Cubs GM Jim Hendry. "Nobody knows Wrigley like the Kraft Noodle. Even with Soriano back, Krafty is our best option out there in terms of pure fielding ability.”
Bird’s Eye View: Those sodium-packed nachos could kill you! We can help.
Did you know the average tray of ballpark nachos contains a heart-wrenching 1,700 milligrams of sodium? Figure in the saturated fat and cholesterol, and it’s a wonder anybody leaves the stadium alive. That’s where we seagulls come in.
Cubs’ official Twitter accidentally tweets nude Hendry pic
The embarrassment that is the 2011 Chicago Cubs baseball campaign took a sordid turn for the worse this week when Clark Dweeble, Director of Social Media, didn’t realize the team’s official Twitter account had been compromised.
Cubs lock fans inside Wrigley to prevent them from leaving early
“Going to Wrigley is supposed to be fun and memorable,” Cubs owner Tom Ricketts said. “And just in case it isn’t, then maybe our fans will learn to like it if they can‘t get out.”
Chicago experiences minor earthquake after Prince Fielder dives for groundball
Chicago became the fourth MLB city this season to experience what scientists have termed a "PrinceQuake."
LeBron, DWade deemed 2011 ‘Flopping Champions,’ take talents to English Premier League
Days after losing the NBA Finals, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade were named the 2011 co-Flopping Champions in honor of their outrageous displays of faking getting fouled throughout the playoffs.
Reyes contract demands include changing first line of anthem to ‘Jose can you see’
You want to sign Jose Reyes? The conversation begins at $100 million, but that’s not the only contract stipulation causing teams to balk.
