Pat Hughes provides amicable play-by-play for three hours of rain, sirens
"He joked that they would have left if Keith Moreland wasn't too cheap to split cab fare to a nearby fallout shelter. And then someone hit the cough button for about 30 seconds, but I’m pretty sure I still heard screaming.”
Even in a loss, Cubs proud of 4 hour 35 minute Buehrle game
“We stretched out a Mark Buehrle start for over four hours," said a surprised manager Mike Quade. "How many other teams can say that?”
NFL owners decide to test theory that ‘fans don’t pay to see the owners...
With the NFL lockout on the verge of updating its status from rumor to reality, the owners have decided to test the theory that fans don’t pay to see the owners play by organizing professional kick the can leagues where the owners star as players.
Heckler Comic: Ricketts not worried about Cubs
Cubs owner Tom Ricketts believes this too shall pass, eventually.
Exclusive Photo: Packers Super Bowl ring features Calvin peeing on a Bears logo
The team decided to use their championship rings to spice up the fierce Bears-Packers rivalry.
Yankees fan insists infatuation with A-Rod is purely platonic
“Do I come down here and stare at these posters from time to time?” asked Herbst. “Yes, I do. Often. He’s a beautiful specimen of manhood.”
Ozzie Guillen thinks of name ‘Schmozzy’ and adopts fourth son
Guillen showed his trademark aggressiveness when he woke up one day last week, thought of the name 'Schmozzy' and immediately adopted a fourth son to bring home to Ozzie Jr., Oney, and Ozney.
