Thursday, November 28, 2024

Heckler Spotlight: The year’s most blatant Cubs and Sox error cards

From a washed-out Len Kasper to a blurry Tony Campana, The Heckler presents the most egregious Cubs and Sox error cards.

Colvin resumes stunted growth spurt, now three inches taller

After he arrived home for a visit during the Minor League All-Star break, Tyler Colvin’s family noticed a significant change in the embattled Cubs prospect -- his height.

Heckler Exclusive: Details of NFL’s new collective bargaining agreement

After a brief lockout, NFL owners and players have struck a new labor accord that is expected to be ratified this week. The full text has not been revealed, but The Heckler has confirmed specific details.

Heckler Comic: Ricketts finds way to save Cubs season

Despite his team's lackluster performance this year, Cubs owner Tom Ricketts has come up with a golden way to save the season.

Rodrigo Lopez becomes frustrated answering reporters’ questions about who he is

“Look, I’m getting tired of doing these post-game press conferences and the first thing you all ask me is ‘Who are you?’ or ‘What are you doing here?’” said Lopez after Monday’s game.

Quade pencils ‘Excessive Heat’ into lineup for rest of week

After defending National League Cy Young Winner Roy Halladay was forced to leave his start Monday night in the fifth inning at Wrigley Field, Cubs manager Mike Quade declared that Excessive Heat would be penciled in his starting lineup for the duration of the homestand.

Goodell becomes first commish to refer to self in third person

Emboldened by the increased exposure brought on by the 2011 NFL Lockout, Roger Goodell recently asserted that “Roger believes this labor impasse will soon be resolved,” becoming the first commissioner in league history to refer to himself in the third person.