Posada destroys Yankees clubhouse after misinformed brawl with Girardi
Jorge Posada is responsible for over $20,000 worth of damage to the Yankees clubhouse Tuesday after a spat with manager Joe Girardi fueled by the insecure DH's misinformed eavesdropping.
Indians trade top prospect to New York for $24 worth of beads
The Indians sent top Triple-A prospect Peter Minuit to the Yankees yesterday in exchange for $24 of beads, pelts and “clay pots to be named later.”
Jets apply franchise tag on Ed Hochuli
“Hochuli has an encyclopedic knowledge of the NFL rules, seems to have a good relationship with the league’s officiating crews, and scored a 49 on the Wunderlic test,” said head coach Rex Ryan.
GOP and Obama still divided over debt ceiling, Jose Reyes contract
While both sides are willing to make some concessions to end its lockout, neither side is budging on Mets shortstop Jose Reyes. The Republicans want to trade him to the highest bidder, like the Boston Red Sox, Manchester United or Exxon Mobil. But Democrat Nancy Pelosi insists that Reyes and Stanford senior Andrew Luck are untradeable because “we cannot mortgage the future to fund our excesses of today.”
Football’s billionaires and millionaires agree on how to best split up all of your...
"The mostly billionaire owners gave in a little and we decided it was best to split ticket revenue 65-35 and go 50-50 on the $175 you work nearly an entire day for only to blow on the jersey of a player who will most likely be around for a season or two until suffering a career-ending knee injury or concussion."
Cutler calls off engagement with Cavallari after watching a rerun of ‘The Hills’
"I used to think Kristin was just your average extremely spoiled West Coast rich girl who never worked a day in her life, but now I know she's just as bad as people like Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Truly awful."
New York Islanders actually a federal witness protection program
Due to the recent cutbacks in government funding, the Department of Justice revealed that it must reduce WITSEC (The Federal Witness Protection Program), most notably by disbanding the New York Islanders.
