Wrigley’s concert-style seating to remain intact through September since Cubs can’t hit ball out...
The decision is not only financially based as the Cubs will save on overtime pay to the grounds crew, but also on the realistic impression of a Cubs team that can’t hit the ball out of the infield anyway.
Heckler Comic: Donovan McNabb enters the NFC North
The Minnesota Vikings might have a new quarterback, but it doesn't change much in the NFC North.
Carlos Beltran Mole Day cancelled at Citi Field
Fans expecting a free gift at the Sept. 20 Mets game against Milwaukee will leave Citi Field empty handed now that Carlos Beltran has been dealt to the Giants. The Mets announced today they will cancel the giveaway celebrating the former center fielder’s famous growth.
Quade, Dempster debate definition of ‘okay’ on mound for 20 minutes
“Coach approached the mound, asked if I was okay and I said ‘I’m fine,’” said Dempster. “And then he goes, ‘But are you okay?’ and I’m like, ‘Aren’t they the same thing?’ He said no, which I disagree with, but I wouldn’t call it a fight.”
Fukudome Traded: You write the headline
The Cubs have traded Kosuke Fukudome to the Cleveland Indians. What do you think The Heckler headline should be?
Exotic dance industry breathes sigh of relief as NFL lockout comes to an end
“We were all hurting,” said a dancer named Sapphire as she shimmied down a pole. “Not only were we not getting guys in the champagne room, we couldn’t even get tips on the floor. Girls were going hungry. We thought we were going to have to go back to playing in the Lingerie Football League.”
Terrelle Pryor seeking free cars, other benefits from NJ businesses to join Jets or...
“I’ve narrowed my choice to a few teams in the AFC East and NFC East. I consider the San Francisco Metro area a dark-horse. Of course, Dallas came in with a strong push,” said Pryor, who is now sporting a new, complimentary “Tressel Can Lick My Balls”-tattoo from Fort Worth Ink and Piercing.
