Friday, November 29, 2024

Santo statue to replace Moreland in Cubs radio booth

The newly unveiled statue of Santo will relieve Moreland of his broadcasting duties effective immediately.

Cubs bronze wrong Ronnie; Woo-Woo accidentally honored with Wrigley statue

“It’s entirely our fault” said Cubs chairman Tom Ricketts. “I guess we never did give a last name. We just assumed the sculptor would know.”

Blackhawks install extra penalty box at United Center to accommodate feisty roster

The addition of bruising players like Daniel Carcillo, Sean O’Donnell and Jamal Mayers to the Hawks roster has led to another addition: an overflow penalty box at the United Center.

Bears hire ‘Sprinkler-Turner-Onner’ after unwatered field causes Fan Fest cancellation

In an effort to avoid a repeat of Friday night’s dry sod fiasco, Soldier Field GM Tim LeFevour immediately hired a 14-year-old “Sprinkler-Turner-Onner” to make sure the field is properly watered throughout 2011.

Bears pencil in large orange cone at left tackle

“Left tackle is critical,” said coach Mike Tice. “So we’ll be going with our oversized orange cone and hopefully it can lock down the starting job for the next decade.”

Top 10 labor issues separating NBA owners and players

No. 10: Players feel all contracts should be guaranteed 100 percent, owners pretending they don’t know what a contract is.

Bears rookies relieved Kreutz won’t be around to ‘haze the shit out of us’

Stories of rookie hazing by now former Bears center Olin Kreutz are legendary among players and team officials, which is why this year's rookie class wasn't exactly sad to see the gritty Kreutz go unsigned this week.