Brett Favre to give Zambrano pointers on un-retiring
"Carlos made a few rookie mistakes early in his ongoing retirement saga," said Favre. "And that's where I hope my expertise can help."
Eli admits he isn’t in Brady’s class, since he’s probably in a class above...
“I was misquoted,” claimed the normally shy Manning. “I’m actually a class above Tom Brady.”
Quenneville’s mustache now last remaining piece of 2010 Stanley Cup team
After the Hawks made a series of substantial roster moves at the end of the last two seasons, the rich, hearty mustache of coach Joel Quenneville is now the only remaining contributer left on the team that won the 2010 Stanley Cup.
Hendry refuses to give up incriminating photos of Ricketts robbing bank
“I have been fortunate to build a trusting relationship with the Ricketts over the past two years, despite my signings of Carlos Silva and John Grabow,” said Hendry. “Only as a last resort, like when I ink a guy like Rodrigo Lopez, do I have to pull out the photos of Tom robbing that Chase Bank over in Uptown to keep my job.”
Hendry sends Zambrano ‘Congrats On Your Retirement!’-bouquet
"I just want Z to know I fully support his decision to retire," said Hendry. "In this economy, to be able to retire at the age of 30 really is something. Way to go Big Z!"
Zambrano Quits: You write the headline
After giving up five home runs and being ejected in Atlanta on Friday night, Carlos Zambrano reportedly cleaned out his locker and decided to retire. What do you think The Heckler headline should be?
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