Friday, November 29, 2024

Bears disprove critics until next Sunday when they’ll have to disprove them again

Few gave the Bears a chance in Sunday's season opener against the favored Falcons, but Chicago dismantled Atlanta 30-12, silencing the critics until next weekend's game against the Saints when they'll have to silence them again.

‘Undercover Boss’ backfires as Redskins backup QB Daniel Snyder killed by Giants defense

Tragedy struck the popular CBS reality show "Undercover Boss" Sunday afternoon when Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, posing as a backup quarterback for the team, was killed in the final seconds of the first half during Washington's game against the Giants.

Bears fan forgets to bring veggie tray his wife packed for tailgate

“It’s hard to believe he didn’t see the veggies, as they were sitting right next to the beer and brats in the fridge,” said his wife Allison. “Mr. 350 Cholesterol didn’t forget the potato chips and beef jerky, that’s for sure.”

NFL, ESPN agree to eight-year extension of Jon Gruden crotch shots

At the announcement, ESPN addressed the situation: “We’re aware of the concern, but Jon Gruden carries a considerable fan club of strange women over 40 and that demographic can’t be ignored.”

Fantasy experts agree: You’re a complete idiot if you didn’t start Randall Cobb last...

"You could comb through my archives and see that I never mentioned Cobb in any of my 75 insightful preseason posts this summer," wrote Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football Reporter Cody Findlay. "But this morning I'm going to go on the record and boldly state anyone who didn't play Cobb last night is a true moron."

Eli refuses to wear helmet, wants to be injured just like his big brother

“It’s so annoying,” said Eli during a press conference Thursday. “Peyton gets all of this attention because of his stupid neck. I have a neck too! I can get hurt too! You watch. I know I can get hurt."

Colts sign Archie Manning, Eli remains No. 2 Manning in NFL

"Here I hoped this was finally my moment to shine," said Eli. "But then Dad comes along and steals my thunder. It's always something with this family."