Friday, November 29, 2024

Radio Brief: Cubs fans’ vomiting might have been due to unsanitary concession stands at...

It turns out terrible play on the field might not have been the only reason Cubs fans were getting sick at Wrigley all season.

Carl Weathers’ NFL Power Rankings

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing in only 8 NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

NHL denies Avalanche request to let team carry 30 points over to this season

The playoff hopes of the Colorado Avalanche were dealt a huge blow when their proposal to allocate 30 points from last year toward the upcoming season was rejected.

Local woman relieved to learn Sharp’s emergency appendectomy didn’t leave scars on his face

"Oh my god. How's his face?" asked Jacquelyn Witkowski of Barrington, a self-described "jersey-chaser" who's never met Sharp or any of his teammates. "They didn't have to cut his face, did they?"

Delusional Chicago media dubs Kreutz ‘country’s greatest leader since Abraham Lincoln’

Citing the countless stories and columns they’ve written touting former Bear Olin Kreutz’s leadership qualities, a coalition of Chicago sports reporters today claimed the Saints center is in fact the greatest leader since America’s 16th President.

Cam Newton’s father admits his son has been given millions in cash to play...

Following a record-breaking debut by rookie QB Cam Newton Sunday, the Carolina Panthers were rocked by allegations that Cam's father Cecil Newton sought substantial sums of money in return for his son playing for a major professional team.

Girardi files restraining order against Burnett to keep him off playoff roster

According to court documents, Burnett is not to be within 300 feet of Girardi at any time so not only will Burnett be left off the roster, he will not even be allowed in the dugout. The Yankees have given him the option to sit in the bullpen or purchase a luxury box at his own expense if he wishes to watch his teammates play for the title in person.