Cubs call up Clevenger, Dolis from Double-A to rot on bench with other rookies
As Quade continues to stick with his veteran underachievers day-in and day-out even with his team 30 games out of first, many of the team’s youngsters have permanently grown into the dugout bench.
New York fans under 30 declare Mariano Rivera greatest Yankee of all time
Now that Mariano Rivera is the all-time MLB saves leader, many young New York fans are singing his praises and declaring him the greatest Yankee to ever live.
Carl Weathers’ NFL Power Rankings — Week 2
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings. Mr. Weathers, despite playing in only 8 NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Goodell demotes Jags to UFL after blowout by Jets
After the Jets' drubbed Jacksonville 32-3 at MetLife Stadium Sunday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced the Jaguars would be demoted to the United Football League due to their horrendous play and terrible uniforms.
Flattened Cutler peeled off Superdome turf like giant decal
“I was cleaning the turf like normal, then I saw this big decal of a Bears player on the 40-yard line,” said Bob Benson, a Superdome staffer. “At first I thought it was one of those Fathead things. Then I heard a weak voice begging for help.”
PAC-12 will expand to PAC-144
Not satisfied with adding University of Colorado and University of Utah to transform itself to a Championship Game eligible conference, the newly-formed Pac-12 announced its plan to form a PAC-144 SuperConference.
Stern signs with Chinese league as NBA talks worsen; Scalabrine named new commissioner
"Today I announce with great pleasure and joy that I will be accepting the commissioner position at League of Professional Chinese Basketball Teams," said Stern. "Of course this means that I won't be in the States to help end the NBA lockout until the LOPCBT season ends in June."
