Antonio Cromartie plans to field entire Pop Warner team with his children
The Jets’ Antonio Cromartie is one of the most electric cornerbacks in the NFL. He’s also the league’s most fertile man. In an effort to remain close to his children, Cromartie announced a plan to buy a Pop Warner team for them to play on together.
Stanford senior Andrew Luck dismayed by architecture job prospects
With just one full semester remaining of his Stanford education, Andrew Luck expressed dismay over the lack of architecture jobs available in today’s economy.
New Facebook design causes Packer fan to briefly hate something more than Bears
Green Bay native Lenny Jensen briefly despised something more than the Chicago Bears this morning when he logged onto Facebook for the first time since its latest redesign.
Cubs promote Soriano to Player-Manager-GM in hopes he’ll earn his $18 million per season...
“It’s been clear for a while now that Alfonso is vastly overpaid for his mediocre contributions on the field,” said owner Tom Ricketts. “So we decided to kill three birds with one stone and see if he can earn his keep by playing, managing and, uh, GM-ing.”
Ochocinco changes last name to Wickedpissah in honor of New England fans
Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco announced this week that he has officially changed his name to Chad Wickedpissah in honor of his newfound New England fans.
Despite Green Bay’s championships, most people still refer to ‘Titletown’ as ‘Armpitville’
The Packers won their 13th championship and fourth Super Bowl last season, a fact most of America doesn’t believe is enough to change their nickname for Green Bay from “Armpitville” to ‘Titletown.”
League will allow Cutler to use new SackShield™ against Green Bay
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has approved the use of a revolutionary new device aimed at protecting Jay Cutler against blitzing defenders.
