God asks football players to stop thanking him for TDs
Following another full season of touchdowns scored across the country, God has issued a decree asking football players to kindly stop thanking him every time they cross the goal line.
Ratings increase on billion-dollar NCAA TV contract has stars of College Football Championship hopeful...
From networks to sponsors to the NCAA, everyone has been cashing in on the success of the new playoff structure, including the players themselves.
2016 Cubs officially the only team not to cheat to win a World Series...
With the shocking news that the 2018 Boston Red Sox were just another championship team from New England that probably cheated, it can now be reported that the only team to win a World Series honestly the past decade is none other than the 2016 Chicago Cubs.
Cubs waiting to see if humanity survives the next few months before making offseason...
With the world teetering on the verge of nuclear destruction, the Cubs have decided to not make any moves this offseason until they are sure that there is anyone alive left to sign at all.
Dabo Swinney baptizes entire Clemson student body to prep for National Championship Game
On a cool, dark morning in Clemson, S.C., students lined the banks of the Seneca River for their chance to be baptized by the holiest man in the state.
Called-up NHL player turned away at Customs due to missing note from parents
It was one of the most important calls of his career, until it wasn’t.
Kealia Ohai’s fiance is a surprisingly decent football player
After soccer star Kealia Ohai was traded from the Houston Dash to the Chicago Red Stars earlier this week, fans found some interesting information about Ohai’s fiance.
