Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Cubs to build dome to hot-box fans; concession sales expected to skyrocket

With a little over a month until opening day, the Cubs will look to start the season on a high note by building a dome over Wrigley Field to hotbox their fans.

After heartfelt 7-second apology, everyone completely forgives Astros for ruining the integrity of the...

Alex Bregman and Jose Altuve addressed the media today regarding the Astros' sign-stealing scandal and compiled what no one thought they could--the perfect apology.

‘Good friends’ Maddon and Epstein agree to settle their differences in a cage match

While reassuring the public they are still "good friends who have a great deal of respect for each other," Joe Maddon and Theo Epstein took their differences of opinion to the media this week. Tensions have escalated to the point where the once dynamic Cubs duo have agreed to settle those differences in a cage match later this month in Arizona.

Heckler Podcast: Rick Telander talks about Jordan, Ditka, riding the rails, getting drafted by...

We at The Heckler continue our trend of embracing specific types of technology 10 years too late by launching another episode of "Fans in Cool Places Drinking Beer." This one is with Rick Telander. Download the podcast here. It doesn't suck! Subscribe too while you're at it.

Mookie Betts to pursue bowling instead of joining Dodgers

The Dodgers’ blockbuster trade with the Red Sox for Mookie Betts and David Price has been mixed after Betts announced he would be perusing a new career in bowling.

Cubs finally go ahead and put Eddie Vedder on the god-damn roster

After decades of lobbying, the Cubs finally gave in and allowed Eddie Vedder a spot on their roster this week.

Super Bowl Bingo: Did your suggestion make the cut?

Super Bowl LIV Bingo! All squares are from our fans just like you. Which ones are most likely to happen?