Comcast SportsNet will air a four-hour behind-the-scenes documentary commemorating Joakim Noah’s triple-double Wednesday night against the Bucks. Beginning immediately after Thursday night’s Blackhawks-Stars game, the hastily put together David Kaplan-narrated film is said to feature an hour of post-game interviews with Noah and his teammates, an hour of historical footage of his upbringing with his famous parents, 45 minutes of slo-mo footage of Noah’s beautiful sister, 15 minutes of game footage and an hour of commercials for banks, car dealerships and Tile Outlet.

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