The Milwaukee Brewers have reportedly signed former Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez to a three-year deal. According to sources, they’ve complemented the signing by also shifting the Italian Racing Sausage from in-game entertainment to a spot on the baseball roster.
“Italian will be Ramirez’s personal pinch-runner,” said Brewers GM Doug Melvin. “Aramis was very clear that he doesn’t want to run at full speed during his tenure, and Italian is way faster than him anyway.”
