Best one wins a $25 gift certificate to TheHecklerStore.com. So far we’ve got:
“Grand Wizard Night at U.S. Cellular a Smashing Success” — Jeff N.
“Players today don’t wanna hit the ball to the opposite field. They all wanna pull the ball. In my day you’d git a fungo in the rump if you tried to pull every … Hang on a sec … Stoney, shut the hell up … I’m making a useless point here and no one cares that you’re Jewish. Anyhow … You gotta hit the ball the other way. You know who was great at that? Yaz.” — Ken “Hawk” Harrelson
Email yours to theheckler@theheckler.com or post it on our Facebook page. Winner will be announced July 4.
