Workers at a suburban Chicago office have told media sources that Bob Franklin, a habitually dishonest coworker in the mail room, claims to still have a perfect bracket in Quicken’s Billion Dollar Bracket challenge, despite the fact that every submitted bracket already has at least one incorrect pick after the second day of tournament play.
The dirty, no-good liar has been overheard making such clearly false claims as, “Mercer over Duke? Totally had that one picked”, “North Dakota State? Come on guys, that was an easy 12-seed upset pick” and, “Ha, look at all these suckers who picked Ohio State over Dayton.”
Franklin has refused to reveal his picks for the Final Four, probably because the lying son of a bitch will wait for the field to finalize next week before claiming he picked an eight seed to go all the way from the very beginning.
