1. Firehouse chats with your manager
2. Being able to get day of game Blackhawks tickets
3. Owning the rookie cards of Gary Scott, Kevin Orie, Corey Patterson and Brooks Kieschnick
4. The White Flag Trade
5. Hating Dennis Rodman
6. Then stopping your car on the highway to see the color of Dennis Rodman’s hair on a billboard
7. Spending Sundays cheering on Dave Krieg, Steve Stenstrom, Moses Moreno, Rick Mirer, Steve Walsh, PT Willis, Steve Walsh and Shane Matthews
8. The Shawon-0-Meter
9. Actually liking Sammy Sosa
10. Always knowing exactly which station the Cubs game is on
11. Knowing what a Perdunk is
12. Loving Chris Chelios
13. Hating Chris Chelios
14. Being able to enjoy Greg Maddux at the top of his game
15. Assuming Mike North could do no wrong
16. Feeling excited for the beginning of the Cade McNown era
17. The Colonnades being the very top of Soldier Field
18. Wondering if Wannstedt will be fired this year
19. A soft-spoken Ryne Sandberg
20. Throwing candy bars onto Wrigley Field
21. Michael Jordan at his best
22. Michael Jordan at his worst
23. The only Seventh Inning Stretch conductor ever worth listening to
Heckler List Contributors: Vince LiFonti, Mike Praznowski, Jeffrey GoodSmith, Patrick Scott Olson, Jeremy Barewin, Brian Berns, Charlie Robinson
