As Americans head to the polls on Tuesday, nothing has them more excited than Prop 34B, an initiative that would oust NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman from office.

“No single issue cuts across all demographic lines like 34B,” said poll watcher Nate Silver of the New York Times. “There’s a 98% chance Bettman will be ousted by unanimous vote, unless he somehow gets past the hordes of angry citizens and is able to oppose the prop in his own defense.”

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