Overrated index leaders
1 – Tiger Woods .894
2 – Detroit Tigers .888
3 – Kevin Youkilis .876
4 – Those silly “special” Coors Light cans .850
5 – Peyton Manning news/video .823
Top 5 Heat
1 – Aroldis Chapman 106 MPH
2 – LeBron James G/F
3 – Justin Verlander 102 MPH
4 – 357 Mad Dog Hot Sauce 357 scoville units
5 – Stephen Strasburg 101 MPH
Average attendance
1 – Cubs 36,352
2 – Patrick Kane keggers 24,111
3 – Hawks 23,921
4 – Bulls 23,900
5 – Sox 11,345
Offseason arrest leaders
1 – Nick Fairley, Lions 32
2 – All other NFL players 31
3 – Deadbeat dad Sox fans 29
4 – Hard working Italian American businessmen 28
5 – Rappers 23
Worst selling ballpark food items/average per game
1 – Sour Cream & Onion Bonechips (Cleveland) 1
2 – Hamstring N’ Cheese sandwich (Detroit) 11
3 – Ligament Float (San Francisco) 12
4 – Pulled Groin Sandwich (Tampa Bay) 19
5 – Tendonitis Ice Cream (Kansas City) 22
