A.J. Pierzynski found himself in the middle of another fracas this week in Tampa against the Rays. Here are the Top 10 was the White Sox catcher normally agitates his opponents:
10 – After catching pitch asks hitter to throw ball back to pitcher to save wear and tear on his arm.
9 – Hits mother***ing .300 motherf***ers!!!
8 – Dyes his hair blonde. All his hair. Even hair below the Equator.
7 – After a Sox win he gives opposing players those shaving cream on-camera facials.
6 – Often replaces bases with Whoopee cushions.
5 – Breaks wind in catcher’s face while hitting, blames home plate ump.
4 – Leaves note at home plate for opposing catcher before game, asking him how their wife and his kids are.
3 – Doesn’t turn off cell phone ringer during games, answers calls during opponent at-bats.
2 – Due to Illinois’ lax usury laws lends opposing players money with ridiculous interest rates, breaks their kneecaps when a payment is late.
1 – Whines more than Bill Laimbeer, the Gasol brothers and the Miami Heat combined during each and every game.
