Blackhawks fan and dyslexia sufferer Bob Benson is so dedicated to supporting his team, he’s already begun baking multiple loaves of “playoff bread” after reading about the practice online.
“It seems odd to me to bake, er, I mean ‘grow’ bread for the duration of the postseason, but hey I’ve only been following hockey a year now,” said Benson. “I can tell you this: someone’s gonna be eating a lot of sandwiches while he watches the Hawks cruise past the Coyotes in the first round”