While this year’s Super Bowl Media Day passed with relatively few surprises, there were a few uncomfortable moments when New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski donned a fake mustache and proceeded to ask numerous news sources and members of the team if they “remembered that time” that Rob Gronkowski caused a stir by posing, shirtless, in a picture with porn star Bibi Jones.
As his team members implored Gronkowski to stop, saying that he was embarrassing himself, the tight end, who seemed delusional in his belief that he was wearing a convincing disguise, approached quarterback Tom Brady and a handful of reporters, saying, “Gob Ronkowski here from the New England Journal of Awesome. Tom, do you remember that time where Rob Gronkowski posed in that picture with that porn star? Would you say that was awesome, or merely epic?”
Gronkowski went on to ask wide receiver Wes Welker, “Do you remember when Gronk was in that picture? She was totally wearing my, erm, his jersey, and coach didn’t get mad at all and thought that it was totally awesome? Remember that, Wes?”
As the increasingly chaotic scene played out, Pats coach Bill Belichick simply glared and breathed heavily, paralyzed by anger.
By Jeff GoodSmith
