SportNFL Bratwurst successfully eaten in non-phallic fashion By hecklerstaff - November 16, 2011 Facebook Twitter Email A female fan attending the Bears-Lions game on Sunday reportedly finished an entire bratwurst without a single person staring, winking or taking a photo to post on Facebook. Nov 16, 2011hecklerstaff RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Breaking! Manfred reluctantly admits he doesn’t have what it takes to kill baseball forever Breaking! NFL surprised to learn putting ‘End Racism’ in end zones hasn’t actually ended racism Bears Bears name Robbie Gould Player of the Year